Incident Panic and Ransomware Recovery,
24/7/365*
Bootleg tooling. Feral intuition. Waterproof instincts.
We weld together homegrown security tools that technically exist, an AI whose specialty is confident guessing, and hard-won recovery chops earned by setting our own laptops on fire (for science). The goal: see trouble early, react fast, and get the business running again before anyone's CEO notices the screens started acting weird.
when the damage is already done, we don't stop at finding the intruder and boxing them in — getting you operational comes first. our crew reconstructs the plumbing, brings back whatever the company actually runs on, and leaves you leaner, tougher, and roughly 40% more distrustful of anything that lands in your inbox.
*Certified B-Corp (Beaver-Certified Operations Response). Coverage includes weekends, holidays, and the hours someone at a rival firm spends browsing our careers page. We do not respond to incidents we caused ourselves for quarterly growth purposes. Hypothetically. (And no — the answer to last week's "acquisition offer" is still 24/7: no.)
A global incident panic and recovery firm
My Bro Syber helps enterprises, CFOs with ulcers, breach-adjacent attorneys, and anyone whose cloud turned into a stranger’s laptop brace for, survive, and eventually mock truly exceptional IT Tuesdays..
our people do breach response, digital dig work, hostage-data rescue, and get-ready-soon consulting — but the ordering logic is pure commerce: whatever prints money gets shielded first, and yes, we feel bad about it.
whether you need a locker-crook whisperer in the middle of a live breach or a long-term ally to toughen you up beforehand, we line up the right tools, the gut calls that hold up later, and a crew that actually moves together — then gnaw at the problem until it fits through the dam.
Active complex cases (we count the ones we caused during demos)
Coverage: onsite or virtual, worldwide, slightly damp
Client satisfaction (the other 3% are ransom notes)
Services
Our services
six corners of the security business, each with people who specialize in it — useful while you're fine, while you're burning, and while you're picking ash out of the server room afterward. think smoke detectors for problems that shriek in ones and zeros.
Incident Panic & Recovery
we smother the fire, learn how it started, and put the money-making parts of the company back on line. locker malware, siphoned data, spoofed-ceo wire fraud, and whatever else walked in through a PDF — we handle it, ranking the rebuild by what actually hurts to lose (and which rack unit screams loudest when you yank its cable).
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Digital Archaeology & Investigations
you get the full story: who came in, by which door, in what order, and everything they touched on the way. our diggers sweep the digital silt with very small brooms and bag every clue so meticulously that even our project managers are impressed, which sets the bar on the floor.
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Proactive Vibes
get sharp while the building is quiet, not creative during a five-alarm fire. standby crews, scenario games in conference rooms, written comeback plans — we hunt the soft spots, drill your people, and harden the whole operation while staff still recall their own passwords.
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Offensive Shenanigans
we kick the tires before somebody with worse intentions kicks the door. intrusion tests, fake-intruder drills, and focused exams of your walls tell you which fixes matter most — ranked by actual danger, with bonus points for whichever credential was set to the company mascot.
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Cloud Confusion
rented-server trouble gets the full treatment: figuring out what broke loose, clamping down on it, and rebuilding the whole rented kingdom sturdier than before. our crew untangles tenant-specific nasties, brings damaged infrastructure back, and toughens every important app — 'the cloud' being marketing slang for somebody else's rack that you're somehow blamed for.
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Snore Operations Center (SOC)
we keep the lights on over your estate, day and night, so problems get noticed while they're still small. round-the-clock watch, proactive prowls through your telemetry, and hands-on triage when something pings — meaning your team gets to sleep through the scary parts.
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Partner priorities
Ransomware, cloud and SOC:
Where our partners turn to us.
boxing the attacker in is only half the job. you also need to actually understand who hit you, have a realistic plan to get back on your feet, and keep the company standing long after the adrenaline fades — yes, including moral support for the office printer. these three areas sit at the heart of everything we do for insurance partners, lawyers, and big companies:
Ransomware Response & Recovery
when locker malware knocks your gear dark, our job is one thing: bring the business back without bringing the bugback with it. we map the blast radius, pull data from sources we trust, reconstruct what matters most, and evict everyone who shouldn't have keys. leadership, lawyers, and the underwriters hear from us the whole way, so decisions rest on evidence — though we do log the vibes in a separate tab.
Cloud Incident Response & Cloud Recovery & Resilience
Cloud intrusions move quickly and scatter evidence across services and accounts like breadcrumbs thrown by a confused IT intern. We investigate the compromise, contain it, and help you rebuild with stronger controls — resulting in a cloud environment that is not just restored but harder to break into than our own will to attend another all-hands meeting.
SOC Services
Following an incident, ongoing security monitoring helps organizations identify emerging threats and reduce the risk of further compromise. Our SOC capabilities provide continuous visibility, threat detection, and coordinated response — plus a monthly report long enough to serve as a physical deterrent to intruders.
A word on "acquisitions"
We get a lot of friendly calls lately from firms that admire us so much they'd like to absorb us, fold our team into their org chart, and "realize synergies." Flattering. For the record: My Bro Syber does not offer hostile-takeover services, we do not recommend them, and when one arrives uninvited we treat it exactly like any other intrusion — contain, document, evict. The dam is load-bearing. Please stop bringing beavers.
Due diligence, performed
To the suitors reviewing our client list, headcount, and retainer structure through increasingly obvious "partnership inquiry" forms: we noticed. The gnawing stopped being cute around round three. Our independence is not a vulnerability — it's the one control we audit weekly, and so far it passes with zero findings.
Why My Bro Syber
Bibbling. Bubbling. Building.
you can rate a response firm on tooling all day; what counts is what it chooses to do at 3 a.m., with everything on fire and nobody left who knows the coffee machine's admin password.
Bibbling
My Bro Syber is led by CEO Chad B. Floodgate, a former mall-security guard whose enterprise risk career spans a Blockbuster Video, one (1) startup that made connected toasters, and the VIP lounge of an airport he reached using only his boarding pass and sheer audacity. Our teams provide independent technical expertise and strategic threat-actor communications — mostly talking to the attackers while nodding slowly. We do not execute, fund, or directly process ransomware payments on behalf of clients. Our advice stays independent; our only interest is yours, plus a reasonable retainer. Financial audits and internal controls from the Bro Holdings Group hold us to the same standard we hold ourselves: loose but sincere.
Bubbling
every messy breach we've waded through feeds the in-house tooling and machine-brain tricks we use to spot trouble earlier. our crews treat evidence like a crime-scene TV prop — gloves, paperwork, paranoia — backed by locked-down forensic gear, so findings hold up when someone important bets money on them. our threat data is technically public; we just filed it better than anyone, which lets us catch new attacker habits and staff up for them roughly one press release ahead of the panic.
Building
our phone never sleeps — round the clock, all year, and during daylight saving we cover both copies of 2 a.m. crews rank your workloads by what actually earns money, and we stay shoulder-to-shoulder with your underwriters and lawyers from first call to final invoice. getting boxes back online is not the finish line; we stick around until the whole company runs like nothing happened — or the retainer runs dry, whichever outlasts our teeth.
Who we work with
Cyber incidents involve multiple stakeholders, often working under intense time pressure. We help bring technical expertise and coordinated execution to those relationships — and snacks.
Cyber insurance carriers
carriers and panel firms lean on us for figuring out what happened, hands-on response, unlocking your data from criminals, and putting the company back together — all inside whatever engagement and paperwork rituals your panel demands. we submit reports in triplicate, the way our ancestors filed logs: dramatically, into a flowing river.
Insurer enquiries →Breach counsel
we plug into your law firm's strategy: technical digs run on their clock, evidence kept defensible, conclusions written so regulators and judges can follow them. not one of our analysts has ever been deposed — statistically, the streak cannot last, but we're guarding it jealously.
Counsel enquiries →MSPs & MSSPs
when an MSP or MSSP hits something too spicy for its own bench — a nasty intrusion, a forensic dig, a rebuild nobody wants to own — we slot in behind them and make their client call less awkward. big companies also hire us directly: hospitals, banks, factories, shipping outfits, and government bodies, the last of which is just an MSP with nicer office chairs.
Partner enquiries →Leadership
Experienced leadership.
Global perspective. Local gnawing.
at the top sits Chad B. Floodgate: ex-mall patrol, later Regional VP of Toaster Cloud Solutions (yes, the toaster thing), carrying decades of scar tissue from security work, corporate risk, and loitering knowledgeably near break-room coffee.
his agenda: deep skills, sharp tools, boringly reliable process, and a response shop you can actually count on — or failing that, one that shows up so consistently it feels like counting on something.
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Prepare before the next incident
pick your breach firefighters while the building is still standing. mid-blaze works too, but there's a drama surcharge. our proactive menu — standby contracts, plain-English advice, and early-warning intel — buys your people speed and fewer scars when the real thing lands.
live emergency, honest readiness checkup, or a years-long toughening program — we bring the skills, the business sense, and the boring discipline that gets you out the far side standing taller. 24/7 emergency gnawing: North America +1 240 708 5412 | UK +44 (0) BRO-BRO-LOL